Ask me anything   Submit   alright motherfuckers. i'm jazz & i would like to own lots of vespa's & be in quadrophenia. modsmodsmods ftw right? yeah that's fucking right. ha.

jimmy overill is a dick.

oh hey i’m jimmy overill & i’m such a bloody tard. oh and a gay faaaaaaaaaaag! BLEURGH. *jimcrys*

— 1 year ago
I went to Walton’s really good carnival *pff* & I got soaked, so I’d just thought I would show you basically what I looked like.. beautiful hey! I was so embarresed. *redcheeks*

I went to Walton’s really good carnival *pff* & I got soaked, so I’d just thought I would show you basically what I looked like.. beautiful hey! I was so embarresed. *redcheeks*

— 1 year ago
MISSING LOVING HATING

BLAHHHH I FEEL ILL Haaaaaaaaaa. I miss Lewis Mack mannnnnnnnn, he’s back on the 30th & that feels like forever away, I canny cope best friend less you know! Loving the fact that i’m moving in two days, but i’m well scared toooo ha! .. :| <— thats my face that is! Hate the fact I get my GCSE thingy results in two days too! FUCK. :o <— thats my face too that is! I’m not even tired and I has thee doctors tomorrow.. yay. this is one big.. cool story, bro.

I have nothing else to say ‘cause I’m boring like that BYE DUDE.

BTW I WILL SO SHARE MY TERRIBLE RESULTS WITH YOU. loving you long time. <3x

— 1 year ago
I went out yesterday &amp; I met some friends - They were so cool.. I spilt my tea.

I went out yesterday & I met some friends - They were so cool.. I spilt my tea.

— 1 year ago
14 hours to go!

Yoyoyo! In 14 hours I am going to be at the airport ready to board the plane to Lanzerote for a week! :D. I am bloody excited, going with my lovely’s mother & connie! Such a good feeling, knowing that you are going to get away for a bit :). Won’t want to come back but oh well. I have so much to do.. but I have packed and all that shizz. I can’t wait to get to the airport ‘cause my mum does this really over-exagerated laugh and it makes me cry with laughter everytime she does it.. so that shall be fun stuff. ;D anyway!.. Bye bye babycakes.x

— 1 year ago
your like a little diary aren’t you tumblr.

evening tumblr! right now, i have one banging headache and trying to revise on bitesize, as i have a PE exam on friday, and i just know i’m going to fail. FML. i love my bestfriend abby appleby today because like we had fun in school and we had fun online to hehehe.. in my opinion i just think we both are hilourious. i have also relised that the stuff our family talks about is so fucked up but i love it, seriously.. if someone videoed us i reckon we would all be put it a mental home! crazy stuff aha! i really wanna put my tent up in my garden and have like tent partys and like live in my tent but i cant because all my fatheres shit is in there! whata joke hey! bye for now tumblr.. i would very much like GCSE’s. xx

— 1 year ago with 1 note
this is a photo of connie, myself and brandon.. taken on brandons 17th birthday! amazing nighttt. hehehe!

this is a photo of connie, myself and brandon.. taken on brandons 17th birthday! amazing nighttt. hehehe!

— 1 year ago
im a bored moho.

Graduated High School.

Kissed someone.

Smoked cigarettes.

Got so drunk you passed out.

Rode every ride at an amusement park.

Collected something really stupid.

Gone to a rock concert.

Helped someone.

Gone fishing.

Watched four movies in one night.

Gone long periods of time with out sleep.

Lied to someone.

Snorted cocaine.

Failed a class.

Smoked weed.

Dealt drugs.

Taken a college level course.

Been in a car accident.

Been in a tornado.

Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).

Watched someone die.

Been to a funeral.

Burned yourself.

Ran a marathon.

Your parents got divorced.

Cried yourself to sleep.

Spent over $200 in one day.

Flown on a plane.

Cheated on someone.

Been cheated on.

Written a 10 page letter.

Gone skiing.

Been sailing.

Cut yourself.

Had a best friend.

Lost someone you loved.

Shoplifted something.

Been to jail.

Dangerously close to being in jail.

Had detention.

Skipped school.

Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.

Stolen books from the library.

Gone to a different country.

Dropped out of school.

Been in a mental hospital.

Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.

Had an online diary.

Fired a gun.

Gambled in a casino.

Had a yard sale.

And a lemonade stand.

Actually made money at the lemonade stand.

Been in a school play.

Been fired from a job.

Taken a lie detector test.

Swam with dolphins.

Gone to sea world.

Voted for someone on a reality TV show.

Written poetry.

Read more than 20 books a year.

Gone to Europe.

Loved someone you couldn’t have.

Wondered about your sexuality.

Used a coloring book over age 12.

Had surgery.

Had stitches.

Taken a taxi.

Seen the Washington Monument.

Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.

Overdosed.

Had a drug or alcohol problem.

Been in a fist fight.

Suffered any form of abuse.

Had a hamster.

Petted a wild animal.

Used a credit card.

Gone surfing in California.

Did “spirit day” at school.

Dyed your hair.

Got a tattoo.

Had something pierced.

Got straight A’s.

Been on the Honor Roll.

Known someone with HIV or AIDS.

Taken pictures with a webcam.

Started a fire.

Gotten caught having a party while parents were gone away

— 1 year ago
Mark Wahlberg come here right now..

well omgee, this very moment in time i’m actually loving Mark Wahlberg and Robbie Williams like lots and lots. i with they both would just come round right now.. i would prefer Mark Wahlberg. but any. ahhhh maaa gawwwd. <3

— 1 year ago
this is it.

this is it.

— 1 year ago
katy perry is on my sterio?

by this time kings of leon is not on my sterio. & today I had to work! again! my granny made me do the banking & the bank lady told me that we had taken in a fake £20 note! D: I was like wth! so babes watch out for the fakies! i’m now eating dairy milk chocolate - and it is tasting so fricking good. but its getting nicked by my a-wholeing uncle! hahahah!.. and i just saw some old grannys doing exercise on the news. ahhh. :’)

— 1 year ago
"The fear of life is the favorite disease of the 20th century"
— 1 year ago